Older Than Dirt Care Package
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If someone you know is getting "Older Than Dirt", this care package is just what they need! Our black gift box (6" by 6" by 6") is filled with friendly reminders of their old age - we have included "Too Pooped to Pop" microwave popcorn, "Way Over the Hill" chocolate mints, "Dirt" fudge brownies, chocolate cream-filled wafer cookies, an "Older Than Dirt" birthday ribbon, a mini "RIP" tombstone, a super-confetti party popper, and an "Over The Hill" birthday candle. Just don't be surprised if they return the favor on your next birthday!

This selection is available for expedited Overnight or 2nd Day Air delivery. Expedited AIR orders placed by 1 PM EST will ship the same business day. Otherwise, they will be shipped the following business day. Same day delivery is not available.